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Marglebarf 2.0

2 min read
BEcause why fuckiN NOT
changes are "ye"

RULES: You can only say Yes or No
You can't explain anything and you have to be honest.

Asked someone to marry you: ye

Kissed one of your Facebook friends: No.

Danced on a table in a bar: No.

Told a lie: Yes.

Have feelings for someone you can't have: ye

Had feelings for your friends girlfriend/boyfriend: ye lmao i hope so.

Kissed someone of the same sex: ye

Kissed a picture: Yes.

Slept until 5pm : yes.

Fallen asleep at school or work: ye

Held a snake: Yes.

Been suspended from school: No.

Worked at a fast food restaurant: is pizza fast food ???

Stolen from a store: ye

Been fired from a job: No.

Done something you regret: Yes.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose: Yes.

Sat on a roof top: ye

Kissed someone you shouldn't have: yeh

Sang in the shower: Yes.

Been pushed into a pool with all of your clothes on: no.

Shaved your head: Nope.

Slept naked: Yes.

Had a gym memebership: yehyeh

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry: ye bc i'm a mediocre dude

Been in a band :yes

Donated blood: yeye

Still love someone you shouldn't: no.

Liked someone but will never tell who: YE

Had feelings for a teacher: lol ye

Have a tattoo: No.

Been toO honest: Yes.

Ruined a surprise: Yes

Deleted someone from your friends list: Yes.

Dressed in the oppisite sex's clothes: Yes.

Had communication with your ex: ye

Got so angry you cried: Yes.

Stole someones partner: No

Made yourself throw up: ye

Wanted to be someone else: Yes.

Didn't eat within 24 hours: Yes.

Been in jail for 16 hours or more: No.

Flushed your pet fish down the toilet when it died: Yes.
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Hiatus Over!

1 min read
My account in the past did relatively alright actually, and it fills me with joy to see my old stuff still being favorited and watches still showing up.

But alas I am a new person, now accepting commissions and occasionally requests!

I'm going to go ahead and begin posting new art here as well, but for WIPs and daily life stuff I recommend you give my instagram a follow, my username is windows_millenium and anyone who mentions my deviantart there will be blessed with a free sketch request.

If any of my old watchers/mutuals are still around, I'd love to start talking again, I sometimes still think of some of you after all. ^^
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guess what

1 min read
I AM AN OBSESSED ARTHUR FANGIRL~!

azunon.sakura.ne.jp/xmas/non/non-1.html

go play the game... now
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Cleverbot chat~

2 min read
Cleverbot: Do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, Do!

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Yes that I'm dead?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Prussia is Gilbert.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes... Do you know Gilbert's lst name.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: It starts with a 'B'.

Cleverbot: Prance?

User: NO!!! That's a pairing!

Cleverbot: Why is it a paradox?

User: *headdesk*.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Pasta~.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Are Canadians human?

Cleverbot: They could.

User: That didn't answer the question.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: America, england, italy, france, prussia, czech republic.

Cleverbot: Do you know Marian Hossa?

User: No.

Cleverbot: She's my friend.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: One of my New Years' Resolutions is to become a Marxist.

User: Hjrhfjftkfrulthrejttshl.

Cleverbot: That isn't helpful.

User: Ikr.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Guess what!

Cleverbot: What?

User: England's Eyebrows shall haunt you!

Cleverbot: England.

User: Yes, England.

Cleverbot: Europe.

User: Yes, England is in Europe.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Yes... You ARE CORRECT.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Did you know that Gilbert is awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure sure sure?

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: Are you sure sure sure sure sure sure sure SURE????

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure sure.

User: Pasta shall bring world peace~.

Cleverbot: Yum.

User: Ikr.
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lolz

1 min read
Today at school there was a class from Japan visiting and they said... ENGRISH!!!


...

that is all~
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Marglebarf 2.0 by Haloconut, journal

Hiatus Over! by Haloconut, journal

guess what by Haloconut, journal

Cleverbot chat~ by Haloconut, journal

lolz by Haloconut, journal